yo buddies, long time no see, where the heck have you been???
anyway, let’s cut to the chase, i don’t have time for dilly dallying here…
if’n ya wanna have dinner w me (not fully formally w me, i mean, i’ll be there, but we won’t be, ya know, sitting down and staring into each other’s eyes and playing footsies under the table), then come on out for this special evening next Monday –
what oh what is going on, you ponder? the talented folks at Jardiniere are having a special one night only menu in which they use our bread in every single dish!! what are these dishes, you so eagerly ask? i got your back, you curious little cat you –
but if i don’t see you there, i better hear that you were scarfing pizzas at our Monday Night Pizza party, which shall be still be raging on, as it is every Monday, from here to eternity.
oh yeah, and one more thing – we aren’t baking any bread on Friday, Nov 28, nor Thursday, Dec 25, nor Thursday, January 1. cuz bakers need to rest, too.