awww mannn, would you please just get a load of this:
don’t get all worked up now. if you want to eat these gorgeous little fellas, you’re gonna have to talk with this guy:
who is he? his name is greg, and he is the one and only man behind Neighbor, a radical bakery here in this gorgeous little city by the bay.
greg does his thing in the dogpatch, and he does it while you are asleep. at least, he does it while *i* am usually asleep, til i said “enough of this whole greg-only-bakes-when-i’m-asleep-thing! i am going to visit that man!” so visit him i did. and i saw lots of stuff like this:
are you kidding me??? that’s like a god damn snow kissed morning on a mountain top! (actually, it’s more like a pistachio & blackberry jam croissant.)
greg does it all himself, 7 days a week. the dude is a horse. a very sweet, knowledgable, generous horse. get a load of his blueberry sunflower muffin, just staring at you, taunting you, begging you to take a bite:
so he bakes up all these scrumptious goodies in the dark of night (while listening to fela kuti), and then delivers them to cafes around the city, such as FourBarrel (have you ever heard of these guys? i’ve got a little crush on them), Sightglass, Cafe Sophie, and Elite Audio Coffee Bar.
the dude’s got skills, and he ain’t afraid to let em shine. in fact, some people say his croissants are the best in the whole frikkin city. do you agree?