mother effer i gotta just say – SO TOTALLY TOTALLY AWESOME I WANNA KISS YOU ALL ON YOUR BREADCRUMB COVERED FACES. this week saw 320 loaves come and go. holy $hit. that’s the most ever. i can’t really believe it.
anyway, enough about all this bread… bread’s boring. which is why i’m here to announce that i’m quitting.
i’m quitting to join the circus so i can practice backflips like this one (which i’ll be the first to admit could use some work):
but for real, i’m getting close to my limit for the amount of bread i can bake in a week. what will i do once i get there? that’s a very good question!
my plan is to just keep doing my thing, making all the bread by my lonesome, and when i can’t bake anymore, i can’t bake anymore.